Fuck Everything Fuck Everything

1 day ago with 175 notes | reblog

angryscot:

miss will you please stop trying to slam dunk your newborn child

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2 days ago with 2,035 notes | reblog

bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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2 days ago with 115 notes | reblog

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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